Information about Our 2025 Black Friday Sale

WELCOME to the INFORMATION PART of our "Annual Landland Tiny Weird Times (Dan) Black Friday (& Jes too) Holy Hell Sporadic Barrage of Random Drops and Un-Vaulted "Treasure," or whatever we're calling it this year. A sale. Our big one.

Black Friday is weird, and we've never really fully come to terms with it, but we like the idea of having a sale and sending a ton of weird stuff out to show that—without exaggeration—we LIVE in appreciation for the many, many people who allow us to do this thing as a job, and who appreciate the work we're doing ALL the time. SERIOUSLY, THANK YOU WITH EVERY SINGLE OUNCE OF EVERYTHING WE CAN MUSTER. ALWAYS.

This sale we're doing is happening right now and goes until 11:59pm on Monday, December 1st of this year 2025.

We will be releasing batches of things at random throughout the weekend (and maybe after that), and pretty much anything we can dig up will reveal itself: A few new prints, new-and-otherwise-unreleased gigposters, things from the archive, weird sold-out stuff, test prints, tubes of whatever, probably original drawings at some point, notebookish things and weird small items, records; really anything, and it can happen at any time. If you're still on Facebook, the "Landland Appreciation Society" on there is the best place for updates and notice. The "@landlandcolportage" Instagram Stories is probably the second-best place.

TWENTY PERCENT OFF! In the past you had to enter a special code. NOW YOU DON'T NEED TO! It'll apply the discount automatically to everything EXCEPT for Jes's Pet Portraits and our Landland Mystery Tubes, which are born into this world heavily discounted as they are. 20% OFF of anything else in the store, including the new stuff, the old stuff, weirdo stuff, whatever.

LOGISTICS: We will be AUTOMATICALLY combining shipping to the best of our abilities (some things can't be combined, like records and posters, but we will do our best to get it all down to as few packages as possible and send you back the excess shipping money). So yeah, feel free to place orders throughout the weekend and know that we'll be sorting it all out at the end.

Also, due to the limited stock and how crazy this weekend is over here, ALL SALES ARE FINAL, partly because any "oh hey, I just changed my mind please fix it" emails tend to get lost in the chaos, and we sometimes don't see them until things have already shipped. This thing runs all weekend; be careful and deliberate with this strange fake holiday.

ANOTHER THING: OH GOD THERE IS A WEIRD CONTEST! I really have to say, I SWORE last time was the LAST time, because it's the kind of thing that miiiiight end up being absurdly good for the right person and not great for us, haha, but if I know anything about myself, I'm pretty sure that my trepidation means that I REALLY SHOULD DEFINITELY do this potentially dumb thing again, so here we go...yeah that's right...we present:

The REVENGE of the LANDLAND REFUND ROULETTE. (I am so dumb...)

Here's how it works:

• Every single order will be assigned a number in the order that they come in (first order is #1, fifty-fourth order is #54, six-hundred-and-twelfth order is #612, etc).

• Roughly every twelve hours, starting around noon on Friday, and going until midnight on Monday, I will draw a random number off of one of those random number generators...I'll pull the corresponding order number from the stack of orders, and whatever's in that order is refunded.

• Yeah, that's right. Totally free. Could be anything, could be 100 things. It'll cost that person zero. Every twelve hours (roughly). They don't even have to pay shipping. They just get whatever it is shipped right to them, as if they had paid for it. Seems like fun. What could go wrong?

• I'll likely be popping in to do the Landland Refund Roulette drawings via some sort of streaming thing, whether that's in the Facebook group or a live thing, but maybe on Instagram. Dunno. It should definitely be live though. The "twelve hours" thing will be approximate and flexible, because who ever knows what anything is going to be like once this stuff kicks off. No need to watch me present the results if you're not glued to your computer this weekend...if you win, we'll let you know (and the refund happens either way).

ASIDE FROM THAT, all the normal weird stuff applies:

• We will be releasing things AT WEIRD HOURS. My sleep schedule is weirder than yours, I promise. Random times means RANDOM. Sometimes there'll be a heads up for some of it, sometimes not. If it seems like a merciful act makes sense, I'll sometimes post that I'm done for a little while, but historically there've been 4am drops and then 10am drops and 2pm drops...no rhyme or reason. There are no clocks out here and barely any windows, and I'm not leaving til the thing is done.

• There will be MYSTERY THINGS. This year, we'll be packing them as we go, and mostly likely releasing them in small batches at the end of the sale. Please know that these will be pre-packed, and can't be combined with other orders...so, if you order a mystery tube and one other poster, that's still two tubes going to you. It's one of the few exceptions to the shipping consolidation over here.

• Some new stuff will get released...midnight tonight will launch the 20% off discount code and my recent MINUS THE BEAR posters. There'll be more of Jes's PET PORTRAITS. Definitely some copies of our long-sold-out BILLY STRINGS posters, and probably PHISH things for the diligent and careful readers. Also an onslaught of archive stuff and originals and weirdo stuff and whatever else.

• Oh, and a note about the Refund Roulette that might be obvious, but worth mentioning: The earlier you get an order in, the more chances it'll have to win, because the earliest ones will sit through all of the drawings AND have fewer orders to fight against. Just a thing to consider, I guess.

I think that's it. I'm going to go bury my head in a pillow and scream for a minute or two and then start trying to make sense of all these stacks of prints. See you at MIDNIGHT!