A digital one-sheet for the decembers architects album

A digital one-sheet for the decembers architects album

A digital one-sheet for the decembers architects album

BEHOLD! This low-resolution digital version of the promo one-sheet for the only full-length album by my friends in decembers architects! Featuring this poorly-cropped photo of this amazing and criminally underrated & mysterious band! Their album, which nobody has heard, might be one of my favorite albums of all time, but when I released their CD back in 2005, they tested even MY esoteric sensibilities from back then, back when I wanted everything to be as difficult as possible. They wanted to be more difficult.

This photo, cropped like shit without even Mark's whole head in it, is proof positive of this weird stubbornness, which I will eternally have a soft spot for. See also: strict lowercase for everything, including the band name, and having the name of their album, which is ", apiary ennui and curiosas. The brew shakes" start with a comma. The title starts with a comma! For what? Who knows? But still, I love them as humans and as a band, and I hope that someday I can give this thing a proper release.

HOWEVER, this is not where you will find a proper release of this album. It's also not any kind of Phish poster. You were sent here for other reasons. If you happened here by chance, you're not part of the reasons, but if you know, you know, and go forth...

[redacted]-color screenprint on 100# French cover stock • 18" x 24"
Signed & Numbered Edition of 100

Design: Dan Black

NOTE: If you're looking at this, your name is either on a very specific list, or you're lost in our store and you found the dark corner...this is likely not for you...this is for the list of people who belong in the dark corner.

ALSO NOTE: We're serious about people being here on purpose. Names on orders here will be matched with names on a list that the knowing know of, and the unknowing shan't lay claim to. Names not found in both places will face our tiny wrath.

ACTUALLY, NO: If you buy this thing without knowing what it is, whether out of curiosity, blind trust, or just to be devilish, you WON'T face our tiny wrath AT ALL...we'll just consider it a transferable donation to our favorite charity, which, be warned, might not be your favorite charity. Best warning we can give.

BUT, EVERYBODY ELSE: Thanks, and see you in the other place for updates and news and things!